Vanilla Laminate Kitchen Makeover

I can read kitchen makeovers all day. Every single one I find on Pinterest gets a click-through from me. Good or bad, I wanna see. Why? I dreamed of a pretty, functional kitchen for quite some time because I lived with a builder-grade beige laminate kitchen in much need of a makeover.

My 1980s laminate beige kitchen in all her splendor.

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I wish I could deny ownership, but yes, this vanilla laminate kitchen belonged to me for about 12 years, (Total shame for someone who loves pretty things as much as I do). I just had no clue what to do with it besides take a sledgehammer to it.

I cringed every time I walked into the kitchen. Everything from the floor to the ceiling was beige. The cabinets, countertop, and backsplash were all the same 80s plastic laminate. Not even the good laminate/melamine that looks like wood. No, the plastic, flat, zero personality stuff sitting on top of particle board. Just ugly and boring.

The kitchen wasn’t even totally functional. The microwave over the stove didn’t work from day one when we moved in. Our dishwasher leaked the first year we were in the home so we never used it. The stove and fridge clunked out so we switched them out for budget-friendly white ones, which of course didn’t go with all the BEIGE.

To give you a little background, my home measures 1176 square feet under roof. The kitchen consumes about 200 of that.

Now you tell me why an 1100 square-foot-home has three, yes 3 places to eat?

1. Formal Dining room that’s open to the Living Room,
2. A countertop bar (which you have to choose whether you want to own a dining room table or bar stools because you CANNOT fit both into the space)
3. AND then a dinette area.

Makes absolutely NO sense. Surely a single man straight out of architecture school designed this home. An incredible waste of space.

The Challenge: Laminate Kitchen Makeover on a Budget

Like most projects I start, I had an extremely low budget and all the work would be done by yours truly. But err, umm my taste is not what I call budget friendly. Of all the kitchens I browsed on Pinterest, these are the ones I swooned over the most.

It was love at first sight with these two blue kitchens both designed by Emily Henderson.

Source: Style by Emily Henderson

Source: Style By Emily Henderson

I know what you’re thinking:

“Girl you need to gut that thing and start from scratch.”

But I told you, I don’t have a gut-and-start-from-scratch budget….just a few dollars and a lot of sweat equity.

I researched every little detail. Translate: read every article on painting laminate kitchen cabinets, adding hardware, tiling, flooring lighting I could find. EVERY one. (All you DIY Bloggers, say thanks to the many page views I graciously handed out). I had to make this thing be.

After all my research, I came up with this mood board.

Sources: Chandelier // Hardware// Faucet// Fabric// Backsplash

Dreamy right?

The Plan for My Laminate Kitchen Makeover

My budget including appliances was under $2000. My somewhat ambitious is-she-out-of-her-mind-plan:

Update: Check out the final kitchen reveal.

1. Add shaker style trim and hardware to the existing cabinet doors
2. Paint the bottom cabinets dark gray-blue and the top cabinets a warm almost white gray
3. Remove short hanging cabinets and add open shelving
4. Do something with the fluorescent lighting
5. Install new faucet
6. Upgrade the appliances or at least make them all match
7. Install a backsplash
8. Add more storage
9. Update the tile flooring
10. Update countertops 
11. Make window treatment

Again, with the side-eye from you.

You going to do what with what?

Yep. And I’m sharing all the deets. I hope you don’t get sick of my kitchen because you’re about to see every nook and cranny!